Rather than writing a book, perhaps I should start a band. Here are some names I am considering:

Bloody Nipples                                                                                        

Need to Bleed

Nursing Fangs

The Ouchcicles

Hooter and the Blowfish

With titles including; “Cuts like a knife“, “Baby Got Bite” and “It’s not over until the fat lady cries”

That’s right. Car-seat baby is cutting a tooth.