I was tucking Chloe into bed the other night and she was asking me how to draw a hot air balloon.

 
This was a stall tactic I had yet to come across but we drew a hot air balloon and talked about what a bad drawer her Mommy is and when it was time to tuck her in she said, “Thanks for the brown-eyed talk, Mommy.”

 
What?

 
“Well, we’re the only two people in the house with brown eyes so when we talk to each other, it’s a brown-eyed talk. Daddy and Hanna have green eyes and Ellie has blue eyes so they can’t have brown-eyed talks, just us.”

 
Huh.

 
“Goodnight my brown eyed girl.”

 
“Goodnight Momzilla.”