This whole parenting game is chalk full of surprises and we’re happy to go along for the ride.

 
Yesterday for example, I heard some laughter coming from the bathroom and then our third born shouted, “Mommy, oh my gosh! I just peed and sprayed myself in the FACE!”

 
Yep, that happened.

 
Before I could respond there was a follow up.

 
“Does that mean I have to wash my hands AND my face now?”