Ellie (age 6): Mom, can you call the church?
Me: Sure. What church? Who should I ask for?
Ellie: Any church. I need to perform in front of it and I need a hat to collect money.
Me: Sounds great. What do you need money for?
Ellie: My wedding. I’m getting a green, frog cake with green icing. It’s going to be a nature theme.
Me: Delicious.
Ellie: Whatever’s left after the cake, I’ll use for University.