So a man walks into a grocery store to buy air freshener. His wife doesn’t like the smell of air freshener as they make her nauseous. He buys one that plugs in and smells like a cigar factory. This to cover the smell of a pan he burned while boiling eggs. The man in this story is my husband.
I realize this started off sounding like the intro to a joke. I wish it was….I wish it was.