Pool….

This pool has already paid for itself.

The kids spent every waking moment in the pool yesterday and even a few moments sound asleep.

I am realizing our summer is going to come together swimmingly but will require the following in stock items to be readily available at all times.

  1. A stack of at least 300 bathing suits as 299 of them will be wet/damp/cold/lost/turtle nests.
  2. Towels, laundry detergent, towels, laundry detergent….
  3. Clothes pegs to hang the clean towels and to scrape the detergent granules from beneath my fingernails
  4. Hamburgers for the barbecue and yogurt tubes for the masses.
  5. Noodles both for floating and nibbling.
  6. Hair conditioner.
  7. Sunscreen.

Mom, I know sunscreen should have been number one but I love to know you cringed as you read numbers 1 thru 6 before I got there.

8. The ability to understand how outdoor speakers work and then to be able to implement said knowledge in a respectable and neighbourly way. Read: I’m sorry we left them on all weekend and everyone woke up to Phineas & Ferb on Sunday morning while engineering a sling-shot to send small pebbles in the direction of our satellite dish.

9. Swimming buddies.

10. The gift of time. Thirty minutes actually as I think that’s how long we have to wait to swim after the hamburgers, yogurt tubes and noodles.

Welcome to your green hair years. If I’m lucky, it will cover the grey.

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