The raccoon drama has distracted us from ordering more bars from the windows as we felt the need to spend some time attempting to save this rogue animal who has been lingering around our yard.

I first noticed his drunken movements towards our patio early in the day and feared there was something seriously wrong with him.

We agreed it was time to bring out our never-been-tested live animal trap so we could catch the poor critter and humanely relocate him to a new home. Read—We don’t like you on our yard and fear you might bite us with your rabies fangs so off you go.

Imagine our surprise the next morning when we saw our friend “Mr. Rocky” giggling from his perch high in one of our trees at the rather enormous possum frantically looking to escape our live animal trap.

We. Are. City. Folk.