“Mom, if you were on a dessert island, what would you….”

 
Me interrupting, “Honey, it’s desert island. ‘If you were on a desert island, what would you….’”

 
Long pause

 
Kid: Okay, if you were on a dessert island….

 
Me: No, desert island, continue.

 
Kid: If you were on a dessert island would you want to eat all pie or all cake?