Most of us have played the game “Would You Rather?” but for anyone who hasn’t seen American Sniper, the game is quite simple.

 
You find two pretty offensive things and force people to choose one over the other, “Would you rather be eaten by a shark or bitten by a gaggle of rabid bats?”

 
When you play with kids however, you might make your options a little less scarred-for-life and a little more ice cream with sprinkles.

 
We ask questions like, “Would you rather eat a peanut butter and jam sandwich or peanut butter and honey?” The game lasts until ultimately, one of the kids says, “I’m bored of this, can I have a peanut butter and honey sandwich?” or someone protests because we mentioned peanut butter when everyone outside of our immediate family is allergic.

 
Last night on our drive home, Hanna asked, “Would you rather eat a worm or a person?”

 
It seemed rather obvious to me.

 
Chloe quickly said, “Definitely a person. A person would be delicious. Eating a worm? Now that is gross.”

 
Sleeping with one eye open.

 
Mama Lecter.