Here are just a handful of comments my kids made yesterday. These are all real. These all came from my children who claim to love me more than anything in the entire world. This is just one day’s worth.

 
“Why are your elbows so crusty?”

 
“Did you know your thigh is bigger than my entire face?”

 
“Flex. No flex. I said FLEX! Mom, come on, are you flexing?”

 
“Hey Mom when you talk like that you sound so mental.”

 
“Mom, can I put stickers on your forehead and then peel them off? It’s the only way I can go to sleep.”

 
“Mom, have you ever thought about combing your hair all the way to the front and then walking around backwards?”