Dear Santa,

I know this letter might be coming a little early in the season but it has come to my attention there may be some confusion over my wishes this year and I wanted to be certain you had the most up-to-date, accurate information.

Ellie asked me this morning if my wish for Santa to bring me the three best kids in the world had come true.

I told her it had, overlooking of course the obvious. Leprechauns brought us our babies, not Santa.

She then asked, what if he’s confused and thinks your wish was for four babies?

So, to reiterate Santa, you have fulfilled my wish for the three best kids and my new wish is that you would cease and desist from bringing me anymore children. Thank you for your great attention to detail, exceptional in every way, thus far.

You have been more than kind.

Sincerely,

Mommy

Ellie then asked if poodles are pink from eating flamingos or are flamingos pink from eating poodles.