- There is more soiled laundry than there are clean clothes in your house.
- If all of your Band-Aids have princesses or cartoon characters on them.
- If your Inbox has a clean diaper and your Outbox has a soiled one.
- If your husband used to respond to “Sweetie” and now only comes to “Daddy.”
- If your vacation plans no longer include a beach and alcohol but hats with mouse ears.
- If your sleeping habits once kept you from being able to wake up for a 10am class but now have you running from room to room at 3am to be sure everyone is breathing.
- If you once swore you would NEVER drive a mini-van and you now swear you will NEVER drive anything but a mini-van.
- If your purse is bigger than a hockey bag with at least one leaking sippy cup lost somewhere in the bottom.
- If you think people who leave their homes without the following are insane; snacks, wipes, defibrillator, spare clothing for all passengers, water rescue equipment.
- If you have ever shushed the doorbell.
