10. Why do I have to wear a hat and the baby keeps ripping hers off?

9. I don’t like beets. I hate beets. Beets make me sick. What are beets?

8. Hanna’s singing my duet with me and I wanted to sing it alone!

7. A four year old, “Why can’t I sit on the floor of the van when I’m seven?”

6. When the baby realized we were using bubble wands: “Bubbles! Bubbles! Bu….spill. Bu-huh-huh-wah-ahh-ahh. Bubooze!”

5. How come Ellie’s chips have more sour cream and way more onion on them than mine?

4. Why can’t I pee outside in the special standing up spot like my boy cousin?

3. I can’t get my yogurt because of the soy sauce I spilled all over the fridge.

2. Ellie while reading “Too Many Books,” this book has too many words.

1. I don’t like this pork chop. It’s too swallowy.