Things I Don’t Want To Hear From My Kids This Summer–Day 1….

  1. I’m bored
  2. Can we pick strawberries? Can we pick them on the hottest day of the summer?
  3. Do we have to go swimming again? The pool is entirely too warm.
  4. Can we get a trampoline and spray it with water while we jump on it?
  5. Can we have a slumber party?
  6. Can we stay after t-ball for bonus watermelon?
  7. Mommy I don’t need to read that book you bought. I already know how my body works.
  8. Can we sleep in our bean bag chairs tonight?
  9. My head is itchy.
  10. Why can’t I wear a bikini?

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