Things I Don’t Want To Hear From My Kids This Summer–Day 2….

  1. There’s nothing to do. There’s nothing to eat.
  2. How many days until school starts?
  3. Can we keep a turtle if we find him and promise to take care of him?
  4. Mom is your bathing suit supposed to be all jiggly?
  5. Does this look infected?
  6. (While swimming) “I really have to go pee.” Never mind.
  7. Mommy, did you know Chloe has her electric toothbrush in her crib? The buzzing sound is keeping me awake?
  8. Can we get a dog?
  9. Mommy’s no fun. Daddy rocks!
  10. Let’s look at all of our school crafts from this year. You kept them all right Mom?

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