Hanna was happy to end a busy week at school as she’s had holiday on the brain for at least a month as have some of her schoolmates.

I figured the topic of discussion the last day before a break would have leaned towards “light.”

When I asked Hanna how her day was she replied, “We were talking about drugs and that made my tummy hurt.” (Good!)

What exactly was your discussion about?

Hanna: We had to name any drugs we knew.

Me: And did you know any?

Hanna: Yeah, I knew Tylenol and Advil.

Me: Any others?

Hanna: No. My friend Hailey said Gravol.

Me: Oh yes. That’s something people take if they feel dizzy. (I think)

Hanna: Oh and Jessica came up with crack.

Me: Ah. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Hanna: Can Jessica come over to play over the holidays?

The crack dealer?