Mom, you know your spring rolls are my favourite but I don’t like them with the broad, vermicelli noodles, I only like them with the really tiny ones.
Do you think my parents knew what vermicelli was when I was a kid other than in a crossword puzzle?
Mom, I don’t like the way my water bottle has a lid you have to twist off with your hand. I need one that pops up so I don’t have to undo it. The kind I can just pull open with my teeth. Oh and it should be really colourful and bright.
All I had as a kid was a communal fountain.
Mom can you stop making my bed with a top sheet? I hate how I just get tangled in it. It serves no purpose. I only like my duvet and a fitted sheet, no top sheet. I’ll just keep throwing it on the floor if you do.
Solution? Sleeping bag.
Mom, you know how I only eat vanilla yogurt, not the fruit flavours? Well I don’t like ANY kind other than the one with the flower on the container. That is the only one I will eat. If you keep packing it in my lunch, I’ll just keep bringing it home. Even if it’s vanilla, I won’t eat it. It has to have the flower.
Mom, are these Triscuits squares? I SAID TRIANGLES!!!!!!
